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WATCH  THE  WEB - the world wide web, shame Houdini can't talk he could probably give you the drill anyway, but everyone knows keeping your mouth shut is generally a good idea anyway.  I did originally start this website so that rather than constantly annoying ( with  minor updates)   my former business web site designer I could just do the minor stuff myself.   I did also want to learn how to learn some skills myself so I could keep up with technology ( a responsibility necessary when you teach kids who know more about it than you do). It has been a source of solace and distraction as well. I was of course a bit surprised that anyone would read it ( and that some of them lived in Latvia )- and of course a bit flattered that they did. Most of my readers are Australians because the Australian sense of humour would of course be considered a bit offensive in some countries. Amazing but true.  It would seem that a lot of people don't mind a bit of weird humour, like dogs ,are searching for questions about why life is sometimes the crap filled experience that it is and why of course other people are arseholes ( unlike yourself of course ) Isn't the human brain good how it lets you delude yourself how special your are? I know mine works that way and of course I do have moments when I realise that of course is not true, luckily not very often and the thoughts fleeting and transitory before I get back into normal survival mode- self delusionary.                                            All stories mentioning  students are of course done in a way that would not let anyone recognise them and whilst based on the truth are changed so they are appropriate and sanitised . Some stories of course are not suitable for any telling for some pretty obvious reasons.  All students are called Jason and the stories whilst based in truth are changed to protect the innocent or in some cases guilty as charged. Appropriate behaviour - That's a word that gets used a lot nowadays. Appropriate behaviour  means not letting anyone see  that you behave in an  inappropriate , pathetic, childish, nasty or disgusting way and that you only behave in that way when they are not around.

REAL EXCITING LOTS OF THINGS ARE BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PAY THE PIPER AFTERWARDS. SO EXCITING WINNING AT THE GOLD COAST                    SO EXCITING AS A BABY DOG AKA LEON                          HE'S EXCITING

PUPS FOR SALE O' CALCUTTA X EXCITE ABILITY - NOW THERE'S A DANGEROUS COMBINATION -all sold so maybe we all like a bit of danger.   RACE DOGS COPORAL  O'REILY AKA RADAR - WHO SAYS I'M STUPID ANYWAY WHEN YOUR LOVABLE NOBODY CARES. MULLUM MAGIC- aka PIRATE- NO MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID SMACKO -WINS AT Lismore AND OF COURSE CREATED HAVOC ON THE WAY ROUND. HE WAS "TRAINED TO DO THAT" -YES SOME *f---wit actually said that, obviously hasn't met his father Excite Ability (mad bastard) or his mother Ambecca (built like a small pit pony, with a work ethic to match-  that's the Irish in her.)  BE CAREFUL BEFORE YOU BECOME OFFENDED THIS F---WIT MAY NOT BE YOU.       STUD DOGS AVAILABLE- ANYTHING WITH TESTICLES ALWAYS IS.    FENCELINE JOINS THE TEAM  AND ISN'T EXCITE ABILITY PISSED OFF. He is still the top dog though, knows you don't have to bite, just make sure everyone knows you're capable of it. Fenceline's a bit nice but Excite Ability keeps an eye on him anyway -he knows the girls go for those big brown puppy dog eyes.   FAST DREAM -daughter of Rapid Midnight and Hallucinate, well we can all dream and even wet ones will do if you get desperate. Dreams can come true if you put in an enormous amount of work first.    and sometimes turn into nightmares, anyway who was that fool that said life was all about balance, obviously some bloody tree hugger.    LIVE THE DREAM SAINTLY CREW- LIKE HELL HE WAS. KNEW WHAT HE WANTED -GIRLS AND FOOD- ANY ORDER WAS FINE.WASN'T MUCH OF A DRINKER. NO NEED TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF JUST RACE FROM YOUR KENNEL (HELPS WHEN YOU COULD GET OUT OF A BOX AS QUICK AS HE COULD AND GO FOR IT). THE CHANCES ARE THE BITCH WONT BE BACK AND ANYWAY SOME OF EM LIKE IT ROUGH. and his owner (TONY, great bloke) thought all those wins over the shorts at Wenty were because he liked to chase, he did, anything that moved.     Beautiful animal always one of my favourites, honest, lovable and the nicest natured dog you could ever meet.     PHOTOS SHOWING SAINTLY CREW AKA TOBY READY FOR ACTION ANY KIND WILL BE FINE AND BACKGROUND BUSYBODY LADY BLUE BEAR THINKS SHE RUNS THE  SHOW DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT WRITING CHEQUES THOUGH.