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LESSON TWO

NEVER TOUCH A GREYHOUND -

YOU WILL BE ADDICTED FOR LIFE .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 LESSON THREE

HOW TO MOTIVATE YOUR MAN AT THE TRACK.

IF YOU ARE WATCHING SKY RACING AND THE FIRST TWO DOGS IN YOUR MAN'S TEAM GO POORLY, IMMEDIATELY GET ON THE MOBILE PHONE AND SUGGEST HE MIGHT NEED TO START THINKING ABOUT GETTING A REAL JOB. ALWAYS SEEMS TO ENHANCE THE NEXT DOG'S PERFORMANCE.

 

Gambling- greed is for amateurs- chaos, confusion and anarchy now that's for the professionals. (apologies to T Bird.)

DRINKING- IF GOD HAD NOT MEANT US TO DISCOVER ALCOHOL HE WOULD NOT HAVE DESIGNED FRUIT TO FERMENT. (APOLOGIES TO NO-ONE)

GREYHOUNDS- now there's an addiction that makes all the other look easy to kick.

 

 

 

 

 
GREYHOUNDS  DIVIDE THE WORLD INTO FOUR GROUPS-
 A) THINGS YOU CAN EAT.
B) THINGS TO CHASE OR RUN AWAY FROM
C) THINGS YOU CAN MATE WITH
D) AND STICKS.
with apologies to Terry Pratchett.