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THE pH SCALE - THE PERSONALITY HORROR SCALE

The pH scale is a measure of acidity and alkalinity. It ranges from one to fourteen. One being acid, fourteen being alkaline and seven neutral.

The Human Personality Scale ranges from altruistic to sociopathic.

NARCISSISTS.
The narcissist is below the sociopathic personality not quite as revolting but very, very ordinary. Sociopaths tend to have two year old brains and commit criminal activities, many are violent and have poor impulse control. Sociopaths come from abusive and non abusive homes which suggests genetic factors may play a role. 
 Narcissists tend to behave like five year olds and almost always come from abusive families. They believe they are amazing and the whole world revolves around them. They have figured out though that if you close your eyes everyone can still see you. Like sociopaths their greatest fear is abandonment and of course eventually every one does because they are so obnoxious. They tend not to be violent but have insatiable ego needs. There is no one on the planet except them.
 If you are dealing with one and my advice is to remove them eventually simply tell them anything flattering they wish to hear in the mean time so they don't bother you too much.  They are prepared to believe anything and I mean anything as long as it is flattering. Tell them that they are not paying attention when they are driving and they will say THAT COULD NOT POSSIBILY BE TRUE, no one drives as well as them - however tell them that you believe their chances of becoming ruler of the known universe are pretty good in your opinion and they will believe you. You could be right they will say.
 Legends in their own lunch boxes they become bewildered when the rest of the world just does not understand how special and important they are. It is best to remove a narcissist because eventually when they figure out you really do not think they are amazing they tend to become very abusive. Rules do not apply to narcissists they are special, rules are for ordinary people not God like creatures such as themselves. You need to understand that the narcissist has allowed you into their lives and you better be grateful for the honour of  being allowed to stand by the side of this amazing person, stop feeding the insatiable ego though  and you are betraying them.
My advice give them a few home truths like " I don't really think you could become ruler of the known universe to be honest I don't think you could actually organise a shag in a brothel or you don't  have the organisational skills to run an outside toilet block and you will be banished, which is excellent just pack your bags, grab the kids and the dogs and go.
REMEMBER - when you have abandoned them they become very vicious and abusive. As almost all come from abusive families as kids they will resort to the stock standard game that people learn in homes such as the ones they came from- how to avoid trouble and violence- cause it for some-one else and make them the target. This explains why adult narcissists will do all sorts of bizarre and nasty stuff and then blame you. Luckily they have five year old brains so the chances are you are a hell of a lot smarter than them and can beat them at there own game sometimes they will even provide you with a laugh. Here's one from a friend that you might enjoy. Remember you are really dealing with a five year old.

Scenario- Domestic situation.
Narcissist rings the Police and insists they come.
Police when they arrive " what is the problem Sir."
Narcissist " She wrecked the cars."
Police " This is an unusual situation Sir  most women who wreck cars smash up the blokes car not their own. Your cars seem to be untouched."
Narcissist " So what I want something done ( immediately of course right now this very minute.)
Police " Sir your cars seem to be untouched it's hers that are smashed."
Narcissist "well she's mad suffers from all sorts of problems ."
Police " Understandable really how long have you been with her."
Narcissist " You don't get this I want her charged."
Police "With what sir.?
Narcissist " I don't care anything you can think of you are the the Police not me. It's not my job. You think of something. I'm a busy and important person what I have to do your job too do I?
Police " Actually Sir there's not a lot we can do it is not actually a criminal offence to wreck your own belongings.
Narcissist- "well that's just not right."
Police to non narcissist " would you like him charged."
Non narcissist " not really." Sadly the non narcissist knows it's not a criminal offence to be a dickhead and stupidity is not a crime. A good thing really otherwise we would be all locked up.

Really the Police need to be much better paid don't they? Imagine putting up with this sort of crap on a daily basis as well as senseless mindless violence and being the bearers of bad news. Tough job.  The only good thing about dealing with some narcissistic or domestic abuser of any kind  and his games is the Police that arrive are normally fit and hunky  and there's nothing like a hunk in a uniform to brighten up your day is there. I saw a few when I was trying to remove some psycho years ago and even my Mother said that dark haired one was very nice wasn't he hopefully the next time shit head  runs into the Police to accuse you of something he has done and blame it on you that one is on shift, very attractive. Actually I preferred the blonde. Well they're partners they probably come back together. A number of my women friends are married to hunky, nice police officers with steady incomes and super after they were called out to intervene in a domestic with their former drug addled and loser boyfriends. So if some arsehole is playing these sick games and believe me a lot of them do it- do something turn it around onto you - there are compensations. You would have to spend a lot of time in bars to find men that look that good and are that fit and lo and behold they arrive on your door with no effort really from you.
A friend of mine living and working in a remote isolated small town once confessed to me she had rung the local police station where the only very attractive man in the town worked and told him someone had broken  into
her flat, he spent a couple of hours" investigating and searching" the " flat"
to prove nothing had been taken . I said "you are not allowed to waste
Police time you know." She said " I can promise you that man didn't
charge me with wasting Police time he told me it was the best time he's had
for a long time.


Did the bloke in the car story above stop  -sadly no the narcissist just keeps on and on and the sociopath will not stop until he wins. That is all the matters to a sociopath winning and it really doesn't matter what it is they are winning or playing they MUST WIN or if they cannot do that MAKING SURE YOU LOSE.
My friend told me that she could not figure out why this bloke kept going on and on about these cars. Several lawyers letters, court appearances where his lawyers charged $700 an hour -  more than the cars were actually worth -all this for a couple of cars worth two grand at  best, valuations , costing more than the cars were worth 

AND THEN THE PENNY DROPPED -A SCAM
Get the other person to pay $15,000 for two shit cars  worth $1200 claimed as joint property in a property settlement. Claiming wastage on the other person. Clever eh? Not really, funny thing the Court had seen this sort of thing dozens of times. He thought he was the only person clever enough to think of it. THAT"S HOW  A NARCISSIST thinks they are really clever and everyone else is stupid you know the old  if I close my eyes you can't see me.

The other thing my friend found utterly amazing was that the total property pool was worth 3.4 million dollars  and this dickhead just used all his energy concentrating on two cars which, my Brothers, had they seen them would have probably described as shit boxes. (crude but effective description  isn't it). and rusty rat damaged ones at that.
TOTAL ATTEMPTED SCAM VALUE $15,000 and then sell the wrecked ones for a couple of grand each. Estimated size of the con $17,000.  Meanwhile my friend sailed off into the sunset with a big chunk of the money and this bloke guess what he did. Bought two more slightly improved shit boxes and pulled the same scam on his next girlfriend. Really I think it's just as easy to go to a bank and borrow the money pay it back with your wages. Bit boring and does not give you the thrill of being a clever scammer ( in your own mind anyway) much easier though.

SOLUTION- my friend just told a few people they were her cars, his were untouched and left it at that.  and this bloke apparently became the laughing stock down at the local pub something along the lines of "fancy ringing the Police to tell them your missus wrecked her own cars to get at you when your is sitting there untouched. What a dickhead.

If you are convinced or believe you are stupid the chances are that you are probably not. If you have the brain power to assess and question yourself you are quite likely  just fine and even if you are stupid everyone likes you anyway and your ability to assess yourself honestly means you are probably doing quite well.

 If you are utterly convinced of your own sanity and cleverness and utterly convinced "there's nothing wrong with me" you  probably have some serious issues that may require professional help. Get some before a long suffering relative does it for you.

Questioning your own sanity is probably a pretty good indicator that you are still sane.

 If you are convinced that you are far more clever and better  than everybody else the chances are you are narcissistic, arrogant and/ or sociopathic. You are not clever you have what is known as a personality disorder. You can rest assured no one who deals with you is thinking " gee this person is so clever and so much better than me." This will not be happening I promise you.


Believe yourself to be an amazing and clever person and want to convince others; here are a few helpful hints-

 Just tell everyone anything you like about how special and clever you are, lie about your achievements, your salary and your possessions  and qualifications, add Honours after your degree that is always a nice touch even if you haven't got a degree it's a nice touch.

  Distort stories so you are always in the best light  eventually some-one might believe you, no-one will like you but you might even convince yourself if you try hard enough and you can pretend the people who don't believe you are jealous of your achievements fictional though they might be.

   Hint- if people start rolling their eyes or saying "really" with as slight sideways turn of the head-  this is an indication you might need to tone it down a bit the person listening does not quite believe you.

 

 

I THINK MY EX , and I have no proof and no one will be charged although I did report it to the Police  CURRENTLY TRYING TO GET HIS SHARE OF THE ASSET POOL POKED WIRES INTO THE TYRES OF MY NEW SOFT TOP, BLACK RED LEATHER SEATS CONVERTIBLE AND YOU KNOW WHAT

I would have been secretly disappointed if he hadn't.  although emptying  the brake cylinders was going that fraction too far luckily I found a great mobile mechanic who sorted it all for about $600 including the tyres and now after he did a few adjustments on the engine the car really purrs. THE KIDS AND I CALL IT THE BAT MOBILE AND THE ROOF OPENING MECHANISM IS JUST BEAUTIFUL.