| WHEN YOU HAVE 120 GREYHOUNDS YOU MUST QUITE SIMPLY ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE THE NEIGHBOUR FROM HELL  |
LUCKILY I HAVE NEIGHBOURS FROM HEAVEN
 WHO
WHEN ASKED "WHAT'S IT LIKE LIVING NEXT DOOR TO THOSE BLOODY GREYHOUND
PEOPLE?" REPLY "IT'S FINE."TO THE QUESTION- What did your neighbour say when your old greyhound killed his cat? Same thing I said to him when his calves ate fifty newly planted trees- NOTHING. That's what being good neighbours is all about. |
| 2010 AWARD
FOR -WORKING DOGS OF EXCEPTIONAL ABILITY GOES TO JULIE AND SUSY, MY NEIGBOUR'S KELPIES who returned an escaped litter of greyhound pups who were running towards the highway, back to their yards in four and half minutes without a single command being uttered. WELL DONE GIRLS.  |
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THE BACKYARD OF A
NEIGHBOUR FROM HELL |